25. What would you do on Mars for fun? ….Eat a MARS bar…made of REAL Martians!
26. If you could get yourself anything, what would you get?….Russell Crowe
27. Where is the worst place you could get stuck?….My mind just went five kinds of FILTHY on that one..
28. What would you do with your “15 minutes” of fame?….15 minutes of Russell Crowe
29. Where would you go if you where invisible?….Russell Crowe’s linen closet
30. What is your favorite flavor of “Berty Bots every flavored beans”….WTF?
31. What is the one thing you own you wish you didn’t?…. I don’t have a beer belly, I have a Scotch pot..
32. Describe the perfect kiss in 3 words…..slidy. No.Tongue.
33. What is your biggest addiction?…Coffee
34. Do you have a song that reminds you of a relationship if so what song?….”Closer” by Nine Inch Nails…heh heh heh
35. How many books have you read so far this year?…20-25
36. When I dance, I look like…?…a frog in a blender
37. Who have you met that you wish you hadn’t?…Ken C…I hate you. Assmonkey.
38. If you were famous what would you be famous for?…Art
39. What is the worst job you could have?….Penis trimmer at a chicken factory
40. What is your favorite T.V. channel?…HGTV
41. What is the thing your most afraid of? Spiders and Democrats…Mostly spiders. I would say snakes, but snakes and Democrats would be interchangeable.
42. If you could paint anything what would you paint?..My bedroom?? huh? what?
43. What celebrity annoys you the most?…. Any fucking Kardashian….Kimmy, Kourtney, Kris, Bert, Ernie, Fozzy, Fonzie—the whole fucking lot…Seriously. Your 15 minutes were up about 3 years ago.
44. What is the most interesting thing you have in your purse/wallet?…. Star Fleet Registration Card…I am an Admiral….
45. What is the meanest thing you’ve ever said to someone?….I hope your thing shrivels up and falls off.
46. If you could get a yacht what would you call it?…Snatch Catch
47. What is your life long dream? ..Illustrate Children’s Books or Queen of the Universe—That’s a Toughie
48. If you could talk to the President what would you talk about?…. what a fucking NITWIT he is
49. Have you ever tried to do something you know you would be really bad at, what was it? ….Dancing, Singing, name it.
50. On a scale of 1 to 10 how “cool” are you? …Does a -3 count, because I am about as cool as the Sahara Desert.