51. What is the best advantage to being really tall?….Changing lightbulbs? I have no idea, I am like 5 ft whatthefuck
52. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?…5 to 10 minutes
53. What is the one thing you have always wanted to do?….Drive a convertible Mini Cooper
54. What TV sitcom family would you be a member of?….Addams Family..
55. What store do you shop at the most?…IKEA…It is like Swedish Furniture Crack. Holy Shit. When I go somewhere else, I still expect a pictogram to put my ham and cheese sammich together…
56. What new technology will transform the future?…. Sex bots…
57. What supply in your house is running low?….Probably toilet paper
58. If you could be any nationality what would it be?….Welsh, English or Polish
59. What is the most delightful word you can think of?….Cun…Never mind…
60. What is your least favorite beverage?….Beer
61. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?….Eyes
62. If you were stranded on a tropical island what 2 things would you want with you?…Husband and my Ipad
63. What is the first thing you notice about someone when you first meet?….Hair
64. If you where running for office what would your campaign slogan be?…Better Red than Dead
65. What was your favorite book growing up?….The Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkien
66. What city in America should not be included on a map, why? Newark, New Jersey….Because it’s f*cking Newark, for God’s sake…
67. What compliment does people give you the most?….Nice hair. Is the color real? and I say “Yeah boy, the curtains match the carpet, Yo”.
68. What word would you add to the dictionary if you could, what would it mean? Twatwaffle….It’s Private
69. What product would you refuse to promote?….Guns
70. What is your favorite pet’s name?…I do not have a favorite child.
71. Use one word to describe your computer ability?..Superfluous
72. If your plane was about to crash, who would you want sitting next to you?…No One.
73. Which of the presidents was your favorite?…Thomas Jefferson—He was a redhead, and , apparently, a PHREAK..
74. How long of a consecutive time have you spent in a car?…8 hours
75. What is your favorite Halloween costume?….Pippi Longstocking
76. How can you tell if some one is a nerd?…I have Nerdar….It’s like gaydar for nerds.
77. If you could teach any grade or subject what would it be? Art History
78. What fashion trend do you just not get?….Parachute Pants
79. If you where a wicked tyrant what country would you rule?…The Raggedy States of Sherrill…in the Caribbean…
80. What is the lowest grade you have ever been given what class was it for? F– Math…Not a Mathlete..
81. If you could choose your nickname what would it be? …Red
82. What is your best feature?….Hair
83. If you could swim in any liquid what would it be and why?….Cherry Jello…shit, it’s cherry jello…What’s not to like?!
84. What is the song you hear most often? Royals by Lorde. I hate it. It’s stupid as hell.
85. What have you done that you are most proud of? Graduate from College, own own home…
86. How many keys do you have on your key ring? 4 ( Car, Post Box, Raleigh House, Beach house)
87. What is your favorite song?…”You’re My Best Friend”, by Queen
88. How old where you when you had the worst hair cut ever what style was it? probably 6th grade. My mom did it. Jesus Christ it was like Chucky attacked my head. I looked like I was missing a chromosome or 3…
89. What advice did you get that was the most rewarding?
90. If you could change one thing about your looks what would it be?…I hate being shaped like a fire hydrant
91. What is your least favorite type of music? (C) Rap
92. If you where a super hero what would your powers be?….Flight
93. What fortune would you want to get from a fortune cookie?….the true #’s to the 380Million $ lottery
94. What is one food you wouldn’t want to give up?….BBQ Potato Chips
95. If you won a million dollars what would you buy?…Mini Cooper
96. If you had access to a time machine where and when would you go?….Tudor England
97. If you could add a person to Mount Rushmore who would it be, why?….It is fine as it is
98. If you could win any award what would it be, why?….Oscar…acting. I would like to wear a fancy dress and be al girly for one day
99. If you could teleport where would you go, why?…Warsaw, Poland. My best friend is there, and I miss her terribly.
100. What was your favorite cartoon growing up? Hands Down—Scooby Doo. None of that Scrappy Do shit either. The Original!