My friend Jules this on her blog, so I thought I would be “less than original” and copycat her since she is a bounty of ideas and a great person to
steal borrow ideas for occasionally.
A – Artistic. I know how to draw and paint and sculpt and do all kinds of artsy-fartsy things. I even went to school for it…for a while, anyway
B – Bombdealio– I just love the word.
C – Caustic– I can sometimes be sarcastic to the point of condescending. Like I always say, if you don’t like , fuck ya. Sorry for the language, but I don’t care what people think about me. Popeye said “I yam what I yam”…Works for me
D – DIng-a-ling– I walk into doors and fall down stairs. I blame my mom.
E – Erotic– the stuff I like to read. Vampire Smut. Bow-Chicka-bow-wow
F – Fun. ‘Nuff said. Ok, I stole that one from Jules. We are both fun. She’s Sicilian, I am Welsh. We are like a walking comedy routine.
G – Goofy
H – Happy– I am always pretty happy. If I am not, watch out. Shit’s about to go seriously SOUTH.
I – Interested. In Everything. History. Science. What they are doing on “Mob Wives”.
J – Julienne- How I like my carrots, baby.
K – Kinetic- I wake up all over the place and it doesn’t stop until I fall asleep. Actually, it continues well AFTER I fall asleep, as Mike ( my Hubbage) says I talk in my sleep. It’s like a little one-sided talk show. There is sheep, and buildings…There may even be little villagers.
L – Loving. Like Jules, I love people. Usually to my detriment.
M – Manic. See “Kinetic”, as listed above.
N – Nerd. I love technology. I admit it. I loves a geeky man. My husband is a Grade A, Government- Inspected, Microsoft Certified Geek. I love every hair on his Athlon, Ipod Touch inspired cranium.
The pic is Wil Wheaton. Check out his blog of Geeky-Ooey-Gooey Goodness at http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/
O – Optimistic. Most days. Silver linings and all that crap. Kitten, rainbows. Kittens pooping rainbows.
P – Persnickety.
Q – Quirky
R – Resilient– I have been through some shit you would NOT BELIEVE. I am a survivor…If you start singing Beyonce to me,…Oh my god…You are TOAST.. You hear me? I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
S – Silly as fuck.
T – Twisted…..heh heh heh
U – usquebaugh….Look it up
V – Valkyrie. Because when I get all riled up and pissed? It’s on like Donkey Kong.
W – Wacky. I take NOTHING seriously. Why should I? life is short…LIVE IT UP.
X – Xerus- an African ground squirrel of the genus Xerus, having spiny fur, very short ears, and a long tail, and including the species X. rutilus of northeastern Africa and X. erythropus of western and central Africa. Cranky bastard…Sounds familiar
Y – Young-at-Heart. I refuse to grow up.
Z – Zaftig. Oi Vey. 😉